Hot days!

I love this season, Summer!
This is the only time of the year where the sun is at its hottest temp, children play freely outside, teens go wild, and me hibernate!
I'm kidding!
I love summer because summer always give me fresh experiences!
I'm not making sense now.
When I was a kid(not so long ago), everytime I hear the word "summer", the idea of having a vacation starts to wonder in my head!
Who wouldn't enjoy a vacation, after almost 10 months of studying?
Hhmmpp?!
I want to dive in a pool with my family or with my friends!
Go jogging in the early morning with my father, go biking, smelling the fresh and crisp morning air, exercise with my mom's Tae-bo VCDs!
Sit on our terrace all afternoon til night, while listening to my AM/FM tuner.
Be simple and simple.
And be with myself (my self separates from occassionally).
Recall all that happened this past few months or years. I want simple summer life.
I want to sleep all day. Wake up in the afternoon, and eat plenty of my mom's homecook dishes! Yum! I want to spot some hotties passing our house.
I want to meet my high school friends!
I miss them!
I can't wait for summer's fun!
Now, I'm being thrown with too many school requirements, but once they're over and done...I'll party like there's no tomorrow!
So summer...WAIT FOR ME!!!
And I'll...
WAIT FOR YOU!!!
Okay?
Is that a deal?
Okay then...
See you soon!
Wow! can you do that? Talk to a season?
Hey Summer how are you? Oh I'm fine thank you!
Oh well, caused by summer's intense heat!
Hot days!

I'm Mr. Sniffles!

Everyday, before I throw my clothes to the laundry basket, I sniff my clothes passionately! It's like, sniffing a rose from your lover or sniffing some freshly baked bread from a nearby bakery! I sniff my socks, my underwear, my shirt, and anything weird! I do smell the in-betweens of my toes, my armpits, my scratched scalp from my finger tips, my hands after I rubbed my entire fist on my boogerfull nose, my holy hands again after touching my *****, and the worst is... I know you know it already, so I won't tell you anymore. Those are my greatest fetish!!! EEEEWWWW!!! I KNOW!!!! Whatever! You just have to live with it! That's me! Hahahaha...I'm a filthy son of pig! Not my mom nor my paps!

I do sniff some good stuff too!

I love sniffing my deo-spray in the morning. Or my wet-from-my-deo/antiperspirant underarms.
Or the aroma of premium CHOCOLATES!!!! UMMMM....Yum!

Besides, your nose is meant for sniffing, so why not use it. It just so happen that I use mine in a different way!

The worst smell for me is....

CIGARETTE SMOKE!!!

I'm not against those smokers, but please, if you want to die early, die alone! Don't bring us along, okay?
There are two kinds of people, the ones that smoke and the other one doesn't! It's your choice! And if you choose to smoke on our face, we can also choose to fucking kill you!
For those fucking bastards who smoke on my face...FUCK YOU!!!
Go to hell with your fucking ash lungs!
Sorry for the nasty words...

Now, I'm turning into a monster agian...
Oh! I forgot, I'm a monster!

So, before I transform, use your sense of smell today! Smell all your bad odor and all the wonderful aromas around you!

I'm Mr. Sniffles!

Thank you

I'm the worst when it comes to handling admiration! I swear! Sometimes, I get so naive and act like nothing is really on or get big-headed like a balloon boy! I don't want karma to take its round and make me suffer in the end! I try my best not to break somebody's precious heart! Because, I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY KNOW how it feels! My heart is like a tenderloin already! That's crushed by a gigantic meat tenderizer! Over and over and over agian...commiting the same and always the same mistakes like the previous heartache scene! It's really hard to be BROKEN! And I don't want that to do that to somebody! Why? Who am I to do that? I'm no Brad Pitt! Definitely not a Tom Cruise nor a Leonardo Di Caprio or even a Keanu Reeves! I'm a nobody to act like a somebody, right? This story is getting longer.

One of the hottest and most admired dudette classmate of mine suddenly took some interest on me. Now, she always greets me with her "million-dollar" smile, tell me how I look gorgeous when wearing my ever feminine colored shirts, etc. (I know I'm acting big-headed already with these lines!) Her friends always tease me with her! At first, I thought t'was just a joke and I'm the lucky-guy-of-the-day to be given such attention! But, I can easily picture what is the real score! Or maybe, I'm just good at giving malicious conceptions in things! Well, whatever! My friends told me to change my heart! What do I mean by that? They try to tell me to be a boy-heated fellow, and accept 'her' admiration! That would be scary! I'll be fooling myself too! I'm not straight! Get it? So, why? And you know that! And she knows that very much! And of course I know that so much! I just don't want to change how I act around them! Please God, help me! I don't want to hurt any person's feelings... or whatever it may be. But, thank you though for admiring me. Thank you.

I forgot to tell you.

Last Monday, yes, Valentine's day, me and my girls went to Tagaytay! We were supposed to research about the place's history, land area, population or to cut it short the profile of Tagaytay. So, after our English class (12-2p.m.) we immediately went there, well, not really, Madel went to that salon where her fairy costume was left by the person who last borrowed it! But t'was not there. Madel got pissed and we all got pissed, but only for a short, very brief period of time. So, we rode on a bus to Tagaytay. I don't know the exact time we arrived there, but we arrived there sometime in the afternoon! The three girls ate at Greenwich while I tried stealing the order number plate. Sadly, i failed! Then, after their food trip, we went to the municipal hall, without any clue that it was Tagaytay's town fiesta. The place was like a deserted place like that of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" movie. So we took some photos of the public offices and fooled around! After we found out that it was Tagaytay's town fiesta, the widest smiles slopped on our faces! Hehehe... At the police station, which is still in that creepy location, we saw some wrecked cars! I thought it was adventurous to get inside it and take some shots! I did! I felt eery afterwards! The picture is not yet developed! Were was I? So we went to that park, "People's view park" whoa! the site were breathe-taking! The air was chilly! but not freezing. And we had a BLAST! I really felt super happy with my girlfriends that day!!! We also bought that friendship anklet! The three bought the black one and I bought the green one! I like green! Then, I thought that we were goin home, but they had other plans! We then went to a place called "Picnic Groove". Madel pronounced it wrong, well, we thought that it was grove, but actually we were the ones who is incorrect! Madel was rigth, the place's name is "Picnic Groove". We laughed at Madel because she said that the reason why groove is its name is because the people there were groovy! Whatever! Then, this time it is for real! We went home at around 6 or 7 in the evening! We all had a great time (if you can read the other girl's blog) and of coarse, I had a wonderful time with them! Nice Valentine's day!
You don't need a "lover" just for you to feel that you are loved. Your friends can make you feel that way! Or even yourself! Or your family, or you dog, or the lady at your canteen that always give you more food than the rest, or your pet taht always lick you like a horny maniac!
Don't forget to...
Make your heart feel good once in a while or even all the time!
It sure feels nice!

The Philosopher in me

This Philosophy class was quite interesting. Our real professor (as if there's a "fake" professor) was out havin some seminar on some unidentified topic. The substitute professor was a nice. And when I say nice, it's a complete package! She's pretty and smart too! That's whatcha call "Beauty and Brains". We had this topic about God. So she asked us a question: "Do you believe in God? Why or why not?". Answers should be written on a half sheet of paper. So, we all wrote our opinions. Then, discussion time. I can't help to make comments on my classmates' answer's. Some were acceptable, and few were outrageous! So, I raised my hand, stood up, and said: "Miss, can I start an argument?". She agreed. Then, I criticized one and another classmate of mine. For example, my most handsome classmate said: "I don't believe that there is god!!!". Well, I'm not a religous pig, that's for sure, but I can't accept that there's NO GOD!!! That would be impossible! right? In the first place, who controls him (Karelle, my most unmatched-beauty-in-the-class boho classmate)? who's that higher force that makes the world go round? who made me?, how bout you? What I"m trying to say is that, even if you turn the world upside down, there is still that "One" that is the "Mastermind" of everything. And even if you were struck by great tragidies in you life(becasuse that's his main argument), let's say a loss of a relative. God is still there! Here's one of my world famous dialouge earlier: "We are all created equal, all men are mortal, has a beginning and an end! And if there's no god, where did you came from huh? From an oven toaster?". And besides, my classmates are wrong, when they thought that "God" and "Religion" are the same, well, they are closely related tho. My point is God is different from Religion itself.

Flip side

Last night, I was watching some fantastic movies at Fritzie's dorm with Fritzie(of coarse) and Renzy! We watched "Wicker Park" and "My Sassy Girl" respectively. My friends laughed at me when they heard me sobb and got teary-eyed at the ending of "Wicker"! I was, again got carried away and also got soft, mushy, cuddly, emotional and cheesy. What can I do? I'm such a sucker for grand and "love-stories-that-are-greater-than-love-itself" flicks! And then, we went out for dinner! I ate a huge 'clubhouse'! I splashed plenty of hot chili sauce on it! Yum! I love spicy foods so much!!! So... after the feast, we went back! Then we watched the next film. It was nice. Or should I say enchanting? I liked it, even if Renzy fell asleep and Fritzie losing her grip watching it! I appreciated that Korean blockbuster. We'll enough of this!

Let's go to the flipside

Remember Fem? My dog? Shit! I'm just kidding in a harsh way. Well, just a two hours earlier, we went to his dorm. Want to ask me why? Don't! Okay, okay, we went there with my groupmates for our project in one of our stupid subject! I acted normal. Pretty, pretty normal. In my own point of view. Let's move faster with the climax. Then, his "G.G." (Gawd, do you still know the meaning of that fucking acronym? Fem's term of endearment for his girl) Whatever! So, she texted. She's here. Okay, end of the story! Don't wanna make a fuzz out of it! Done! Gotta go! Waste of time...
Oh shit!
I can't.
I don't know if I still have some somethin-something for him. But after that, I felt some fine awakening! That... I have to escape now! Escaping is bad. Moving away is better. Oh! moving on is the best! So, move on! Waste of time. Waste of energy! I'm almost over you. And that's the truth.
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The desparate lonely boy

It’s not that I’m not admitting that I commit at least two or more embarrassing moments everyday, but this terrible incident may sum up all of them! (a mere exaggeration)

One very boring evening, I was left at our dorm alone staring at the ceiling and feeling extra boring! The evening was getting more late! And my brother was still outside, somewhere out there. Then, I tried to make my self fall asleep! So I turned off the lights, closed my eyes and shut down my brain. But I really can’t fall asleep! So I grabbed my…**** (just kidding!) mobile phone and played with anything I can play with that could make me feel tired. Then, I gave “missed calls” to people I know. And then, to people I DON’T know! Their numbers were closely identical with mine because I patterned them with my own number. I just changed the last digits of my number which is 0121. I made a 0120, 0122, 0123, 0124 and so on… some ignored me maybe because they don’t have any credits left in their accounts or they’re just smart and matured enough to figure out that it was just a desperate lonely boy or girl trying to find a partner out of invented numbers of other unsuspecting victim. As I was saying, some people did pay some of their unselfish attention to a poor boy like me. The first one was really attentive! She first asked me who I was and I replied with high hopes “Hi, I’m Juno! Can we be friends? Can I be your textmate?” and of coarse I waited patiently with her reply! And then she said “Anak, masyado na akong matanda para sa mga ganyang bagay, matulog ka na, Gud nyt.” I didn’t know what to say next! I threw my phone away from me! I was so fucking embarrassed! And she’s older than my mom!!! My God! I replied out of respect “sorry po, gud evening din po”. So, let’s move on with the next unfortunate victim. The next guy called me up!!! My goodness! I wasn’t expecting that someone would really call me! But he did so I was nervous and at that time my brother came home at our dorm! And he asked if who could that possibly be calling me. And I told him about my “I’m-lonely-please-entertain-me-prank-missed-calls-at-night”. And can’t resist to laugh at my stupidity! So there, I answered my phone and I asked the person on the other line who he is. I said “hello, sino ‘to?” and he replied “hello, hello, sino ‘to? Si Lito ‘to!” I freaked out! I held my laughter so much! My gosh! Who’s Lito? Then, I just said to Lito, “sorry po wrong number lang” and then, he immediately hang up! And again he sounded old! Last but not the least, my last hope of meeting someone… I didn’t hope at all! In short I was hopeless!!! And thank God! It wasn’t a disaster at all! Well, if I continued, it could’ve been one! The other person just aked me “Wu dis?” but I didn’t replied…I guess I was tired already! And even if the last one could have been THE ONE, I still wouldn’t care! After all that shit…nah…thanks but no thanks! I wish that I won’t encounter any “lolas” or “lolos” or maybe another “Lito”. I get embarrassed! Or I guess I’ll just stop giving missed calls whenever I’m bored! Gosh! Missed calls, they’re fatal!!!

What are my plans for this summer

These are my plans:

1. Slim down to a nice bod! (I know I'm so redundant with my plans, that I'll be excercising and watch my diet and stuff, but this time, I'll TRY me very best to be sexy. No! just slimmer.

2. Take any classes (e.g. Driving[ that would be useful], Piano[so that the keyboard at home would be used], or any lesson that would help me to become more competitive.)

3. Get a job? I really want to work! I want to buy so many things with my own cash!!! Without bothering my parents' pocket! I dream of having plenty of great stuff!!! like a new mobile phone etc.

4. Pay a lot of attention to my faith. I'm turning into a satanic byotch more and more these days!!!

5. Give more appreciation and love and care for myself, my family and friends!!!

6. Have plenty of clean fun!;p

7. And lastly, find my purpose in life.

Okay!

A fresh new look for my pathetic system!
Because of some unidentified reasons...my blog just went blank!!!
So, okay...
I made some changes!!!
I hope this incident wont happen ever again!!!
Well, okay...I want some changes too anyways....